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  2. (Source: dangervvank, via saucybutts)

     

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  4. shouldnt:

    Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

    (via the-antisocialite)

     


  5. hellyeahyums:

    the-gingerdancer:

    sextronautt:

    how can lawyers argue without crying 

    or swearing

    if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

    now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

    "he has been found guilty

    "HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

    (via the-antisocialite)

     


  6. rhydonmyhardon:

    i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

    (Source: rhydonmyhardon, via the-antisocialite)

     

  7. connorberkshire:

    lifehackable:

    More Life Hacks Here

    ok, let me go get my fucking cinder blocks out of storage so i can make this death trap. 

    (via theitalianteddybear)

     

  8. guy:

    and that’s how i stole your man, hun(:

    (via theitalianteddybear)

     


  9. thebluezebra:

    offendedguy:

    video game characters arent fuckin attractive

    THEN EXPLAIN THIS

    image

    (Source: queerhound, via the-antisocialite)

     


  10. idontevenknowokay:

    umyeahhiimdave:

    strangeparking:

    can you imagine one day logging in and

    image

    i wouldnt know what to do

    "shit did i post an opinion"

    (via the-antisocialite)