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  3. naotakunn:

    i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

    (via gaiusfrakkingbaltar)

     

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  5. crash-mcbarason:

    tea-doodles:

    crash-mcbarason:

    tabularojo:

    crash-mcbarason:

    whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

    It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

    U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
    NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
    DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
    L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

    (via cute-and-spoopy)

     


  6. trombono:

    chen000:

    chen000:

    how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
    a sheep

    someone draw a sheep using these instructions

    image

    this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

    (Source: hydrangea7, via gbfrankie)

     

  7. procrastinationisavirtue:

    in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

    (via cushioningblows)

     


  8. goatactivist:

    kaible:

    catbountry:

    zygoats:

    zygoats:

    a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

    found itimage

    You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

    look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

    good lord

     

  9. vondell-swain:

    vondell-swain:

    missyzu:

    Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

    wh

    get out of there fireman what are you doing

    there’s a tornado

    I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

    he’s just standing there going

    “well darn, look at that.

    fire tornado.

    huh.”

    (Source: goldenerschnitt, via cushioningblows)

     

  10. jasjuliet:

    magnificent-bbc-bastards:

    This is the cutest thing OMG

    HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via cushioningblows)