1. monalisasvagina:

    My friend said if this gets 500 notes she’ll throw me a pizza party!!

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  2. edited-justice:


    ᴛɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴀɴɢᴇʟɪᴏɴ: ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ʙʏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴅᴏᴡɴ

    You may or may not know that Neon Genesis Evangelion takes place between July 6th, 2015 to January 1st, 2016. Here’s an exhaustive breakdown of the exact dates of events, using the times provided by the show and per character dialogue. Some noteworthy finds:

    • Kaworu met Shinji on Christmas Eve, and died on Christmas Day.

    • The median amount of time between angel attacks is 11 days.

    • Toji lost his left leg on Halloween.

    • Kaji died a day before Misato’s 30th birthday.

    • Shinji is “birthed” from Unit-01 a day after Asuka’s 14th birthday.

    • The first half of End of Evangelion takes place on Toji’s 15th birthday, one day after Kaworu’s death.
    • And more!

    The general skeleton for the first few months was graciously compiled here. Note that in Japan, schools are in session (half-days) on Saturdays. 

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  5. braydaaan:



    "go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

    You’re clearly a guy

    I’m clearly gay

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  6. eluhvew:




    a guy walked into the board room and said

    "hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

    and i just stared at him and coldly said

    "i am the regional reports manager"

    we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life




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  7. aktx:


    me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

    white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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  8. midesko:

    Retail jobs summed up

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  9. distantshots:

    we’re not true friends until i’ve harassed you to watch a TV show i’m watching

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  10. woke-up-on-derse:


    imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

    imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

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