1. dragonheartedrabbit:

    "Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

    "All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

    "I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

    Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

    Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?


  2. lalondes:

    when are we getting a live-action evangelion movie starring rihanna as rei, nicki as asuka, beyoncé as misato, and drake as shinji


  3. elissamvp:

    When you say something smart and people are shocked


    (via gayfillet)


  4. cleanmudblood:



    "if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

    yo i’m straight not blind

    One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

    Bless this post.

    (Source: winchestersaints, via firsting)


  5. lllllllllllllletswrite:

    i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

    (via kevinisnotsoawesome)


  6. shingekinokyojinheaven:


    The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

    let her on the damn couch you monster

    (via redheadchris01)


  7. puertoricantwink:

    My anaconda don’t

    (Source: vanillish, via firsting)


  8. Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’ve been challenged by Bob Iger and Vincent D’Onofrio to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Gentlemen, I accept your challenge. Uh, now, that’s twice I’ve been challenged, so I’m gonna do it slightly different. Instead of doing one bucket of ice, what I’m going to do… I found this, it’s called Blue Ice Vodka and in lieu of the bucket of ice, I’ll be drinking this. (x)

    (Source: chrisprattings, via istareintothevoid)


  9. supermodelgif:

    I think about the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 a lot

    (via lukeisherenow)